Faqeer Fone Par:
Helo Piza Hut?
Operater:
Yes Piza Hut
Faqeer:
3 LargE Piza
6 Chicken Wings,
2 Pepsi,
Oprater:
Kis K Nam Pr Bhejon,
Faqeer:
ALLAH K NAM Pay.

Financial Management!

A Beggar Found 100Rs’
He Decided To Have A Gr8 Diner’
He Went To A 5 Str H0tel & Enj0yed The Diner’
When Bill Came He Said I Hv N0 M0ney’
Manager Called P0lice And Handed The Begar Over To Him’
The Begar Gave 100 Rs To P0liceman And Set Free!

This Is Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT!

Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti Dedo

Admi:
Tamater Khao

Bhikari:
Tamater Hi Q?

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao

“GEO TO Aisey”

Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe

Log BUS K Intezar Me Khare They.
1 Faqeer Aya,
Sab Logon Se Bheek Li,
Or Taxi Me Beth K Chala Gaya.

Ab So Jao K Sapnay Intezar Kartay Hain,
Theek Nahi Khwabo’n Se Dushmani Karna!

Gööd Night.

Milnay Ka Waada Un Ki
Zuban Se To Nikal Geya

Poochi Jaga TO Hans K Kaha
Khuwaab Main Aa Jaana

Good Night

Hi
Dis Is
Radio Bed FM
Dis Is
DJ Blanket
Hanging Out Wid
Dj Pilow’
For Now
I’ll Play U A Song Called
Sleep Well
By
Sweet Dreams
Frm Da Album
Good Night

Neend Se Kya Shikwa Karoon
Qasoor To Us Chehry Ka Hai

Jo Soney Nahi Deta.

Gud Nite