Faqeer Fone Par:
Helo Piza Hut?
Operater:
Yes Piza Hut
Faqeer:
3 LargE Piza
6 Chicken Wings,
2 Pepsi,
Oprater:
Kis K Nam Pr Bhejon,
Faqeer:
ALLAH K NAM Pay.

Financial Management!

A Beggar Found 100Rs’
He Decided To Have A Gr8 Diner’
He Went To A 5 Str H0tel & Enj0yed The Diner’
When Bill Came He Said I Hv N0 M0ney’
Manager Called P0lice And Handed The Begar Over To Him’
The Begar Gave 100 Rs To P0liceman And Set Free!

This Is Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT!

Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti Dedo

Admi:
Tamater Khao

Bhikari:
Tamater Hi Q?

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao

“GEO TO Aisey”

Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe

Log BUS K Intezar Me Khare They.
1 Faqeer Aya,
Sab Logon Se Bheek Li,
Or Taxi Me Beth K Chala Gaya.

Teacher To Sardar:
5 Janwaron K Nam Btao Jo Pani Me Rehty Hain??

Sardar:
Fish

Teacher:
Good Nd Baqi 4??

Sardar:
Fish Di Maa, Piyo, Pehn Ty Pra.

Father:
Mere 4 Bachay Hain,
3 Ne MBA Kea Hua Hai Aur 1 Chor Hai
Frnd:
Jo Choriyan Karta Ha
Usay Ghar Se Nikaalte Q Nhi Ho?
Father:
Ek Wohi To Kama K Lata Hai..

1st Pagal:
Mujhe Angelina Jolie Nay
Shadi Kay Liyay Han Bol Di Hain
2nd Pagal:
Dikha Di Na Usnay Apni Aukat,
Main Bhi Itni Aasani Say Talaq Nahi Dunga

Sheikh Apni Shadi Ki Raat Bv Se:
Apna Haath Dejiye.
BV Ne Sharma K Kalai Aagay Barha Di
Or Ankhain Band Ker Leen,
Jab Thori Der Me Ankhain Kholeen
To Sheikh Marker Se Haath Pe Ghari (Watch) Bana Raha Tha.
B.V:
Ye Kia?
Sheikh:
Moo Dikhaee