High Level Insult

Aik Bacha Park Mai Bench Pe Betha
1 K Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha.
Pas Bethi 1 Orat Boli:
Jo Ziada Metha Khatay Hen
Wo Jaldi Mar Jatay Hen.

Boy:
Ap Ko Malum Hay Meri Dadi Ki Age 106 Saal Thi.

Orat:
Wo Metha Kam Khati Hongi.

Boy:
Nahi,
Wo Apny Kaam Se Kaam Rakhti Thi.

Kabhi Moun Bhi Dho Lia Karo
Yun Raaton Ko Na Jago
So Lia Karo
Yun Dil Mai Aansu Na Roko
Ro Lia Karo
Baal To Bohat Achy Bnatay Ho
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Kabhi Moun Bhi Dho Lia Karo.

Dil Ka Bhola Hy
Tabiyat Ka Bara Hi Sada

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Rassi Tor K Aaya Hy Tera SHAHZADA
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Tarasta He Dil Teri Sadaa K Liye
Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa K Liye
Hm Or Kuch Nhi Mangty Tm Se

Bus
(‘!’) Nak Saaf
Kr Lo Khuda! ! K Liye..

Don’t Mind Winter Season Hai
Nazla Zukaam Jari Ho Ga

Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you’re smiling! =)

no visits…

no calls..

no sms’s…

no letters…

no missed calls..
Continue Reading…

ANKHE KHULI REHTI THI JINKI PALKE CHUMNE KO,
LAB PYASE REHTE THE JINKE HONT CHUMNE KO ,
WO AAJ HBI JATI HAI KAYAMAAT BAAN KAR,
BUS FARK ITNA HAI HAMARE NAHI KISI AUR KE SAAT GHUM NE KO.

Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Are Aahista Bolo Yahan Tak Awaz Aa Rahi Hai,
I Know U R Bewakoof,
Chillane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai???

Aapke haath me mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh smile hai…
SMS ki achchi khasi File hai…
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai??

Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane aur Mehanat meri ho